Marital Advice
Marital advice: Don't do what Curt Schilling just did. No, I don't mean signing up to get molly whopped by Elizabeth Warren and the Democratic machine in Massachusetts, with your only argument being racist Native American whooping noises.

What you shouldn't do, kids, is commit to doing something (running for senate) in front of a bunch of people (on the radio dude) and then say "but I gotta check with my wife". Cause then if it turns out you can't go out with the boys on Friday night you've totally sold your wife out. Everyone will know she's the one who shut it down (and if she loves you, Curt, she will shut it down). This is shit you should learn in freshman year marriage classes. Keep your disagreements internal to the relationship, Curt. Come on now.
 
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