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Things I Get in the Mail
Listen up, Michelle Bachmann, because I'm sick of doing your job for you. Remember how you were going to boycott the census because of the Obama-ACORN conspiracy? Well I have an even bigger conspiracy for you. Just yesterday I received my census form. Sadly it took less time to fill out than it took for me to understand why two weeks ago I was reading a letter telling me I was going to get a census form in the mail. I figured that after getting the first completely unnecessary letter the Census Bureau would at least give me a long, confusing, and painful form to fill out. It seems that Obama is even trying to take away our ability to make jokes about government inefficiency.

But that's not the conspiracy. Oh no, it's much more sinister. The conspiracy is in the first letter. Why was it sent? Well, the post office lost $3.8 billion in 2009. Clearly this was an underhanded move by the Obama administration to funnel $50 million into their pockets ($.44 per stamp * 115 million households). Obama wants the government to control everything so it makes perfect sense.

In other useless snail mail news, I called Scott Brown's office a while back about the health care reform bill. A couple weeks later I get a "2010 Congressional District Census" from none other than Michael Steele that was "Commissioned by the Republican Party". Thanks for the unrequested mailings, Scott Brown. They seem to think I'm a Republican which is weird because I told the staffer who picked up the phone at Brown's office that I didn't vote for her boss and usually don't vote Republican. Should I even bother filling this out? Probably not but I guess it wouldn't hurt for them to get a form back from a liberal Democrat supporter.
 
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